JimmyJam7 months ago / #911

It hurts. It hurts. Wow.
The dentist lied to me. Jerk.
I sip through a straw

JimmyJam7 months ago / #894

To be, or not to
be? That isn't the question.
Why am I so great?

JimmyJam7 months ago / #891

When I think of you
Reading Hamlet, I feel bad
For Mister Shakespeare.

JimmyJam7 months ago / #878

Shout out to Chatham.
You should have a spelling team
Instead of football.

JimmyJam7 months ago / #843

The sun is happy.
The moon is happier still.
The clouds seem cocky.

JimmyJam8 months ago / #839

I AM SO AWESOME
REALLY, I AM SO AWESOME
SO WHY AM I ALL ALONE?

JimmyJam8 months ago / #837

I love to eat cake.
I love to eat pudding too.
Green vegetables suck.

JimmyJam8 months ago / #831

Brush my hair in front
of the mirror and my wife
says "You still look bald."

JimmyJam2 years ago / #761

I don't know what's worse.
Getting older or slower?
I think it is both.

JimmyJam2 years ago / #746

The doctor said "cough",
as he held my sack snugly
in his hand. Oh my.