Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine7 months ago / #876

Let's get along friends.
Play nice and happy and good.
Justin Bieber rocks.

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine7 months ago / #849

Jelly Beans are happy.
Sour Patch Worms are yucky.
Why am I so fat?

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine8 months ago / #838

Cats are like people.
Conniving, selfish, sneaky.
Think I need new friends?

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine8 months ago / #833

What would happen if
hippos flew from my butt crack?
Would I feel relief?

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine8 months ago / #830

The doctor said "cough",
as he held my sack snugly
in his hand. Oh my.

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine8 months ago / #826

Here my kitty cat.
Please don't poop in my fireplace.
Burnt doody smells bad.

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine2 years ago / #742

If my kitty talked,
what ever would he say to me.
"Kitty litter sucks!"

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine2 years ago / #712

Rain, rain, go away.
Come on back another day.
When my roof is fixed.

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine2 years ago / #694

I fell in the bath.
Porcelain on bone equals pain.
Oh why? Oh why? Ouch.

Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine2 years ago / #688

Here my kitty cat.
Please don't poop in my fireplace.
Burnt doody smells bad.