Daddy Laddy Why do I Haiku?
'Cause I wanna be laiku. I smell most like... other people smell...with my nose.
'Cause I wanna be laiku. I smell most like... other people smell...with my nose.
Winter Olympics
Is curling really a sport?
One's pregnant with broom.
Go to the movies
Eat popcorn and candy bars
Leave with sticky feet
Here's my opinion:
Obama is a phony.
He just wants control.
State of the Union
I'll summarize in three words:
F**ked beyond belief.
So it's Colts and Saints.
Will Archie be rooting for
His team or his son?
I am six feet tall
Having this view of the earth
Beats the one under
The most peaceful sound
My kids sleeping in my bed
Breathing in and out
Yoo-hoo Ms. Von Fate,
We're anxiously awaiting
Your cheeky haikus.
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