Daddy Laddy Why do I Haiku?
'Cause I wanna be laiku.
I smell most like... other people smell...with my nose.
asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #676

Winter Olympics
Is curling really a sport?
One's pregnant with broom.

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #625

Go to the movies
Eat popcorn and candy bars
Leave with sticky feet

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #622

Here's my opinion:
Obama is a phony.
He just wants control.

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #620

It's fascinating
To see that all haiku-ers
Support Obama.

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #600

State of the Union
I'll summarize in three words:
F**ked beyond belief.

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #563

So it's Colts and Saints.
Will Archie be rooting for
His team or his son?

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #558

I am six feet tall
Having this view of the earth
Beats the one under

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #548

The most peaceful sound
My kids sleeping in my bed
Breathing in and out


asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #536

Yoo-hoo Ms. Von Fate,
We're anxiously awaiting
Your cheeky haikus.

asiegal
asiegal2 years ago / #533

I was gonna write
Something profound, except for
Procrastination.