Jose Carlos male Los Angeles, CA Awesome Dude Why do I Haiku?
Because I can't get paid to sit and drink beer. I smell most like... naugahyde
Because I can't get paid to sit and drink beer. I smell most like... naugahyde
Where are you now Jane?
Now that I need you the most.
I feel so alone.
Ozzy, leave your wife
That shrew will work you to death
I'll take care of you
Egg nog moustache beams
Fruit Cake parked in my colon
I just want to sleep
CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS
CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS
CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, SUCK!
What would happen if
hippos flew from my butt crack?
Would I feel relief?
he puked on my shoes
and I returned the favor
all you can eat sushi
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