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I can't yodel. I smell most like... clouds.
I can't yodel. I smell most like... clouds.
silent river streams
flowing gently through our mouths
dysentary hurts
¡oh! encantado
Gael García Bernal
I can't roll my Rs
I think I'll have to
eat you now for reasons we
can't discuss just yet
Carl Sagan blows me
dandelion parachute
floating off to Mars
seven silvery
seals encircling: "let's make
it look like an AARRT!"
you smell like popcorn
smeared with strawberry bonne
bell lipsmacker smudge
sometimes I think I
am going to scream but I
think I don't know AHHHHHHHHHH!
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