David Ranshous male Key West, FL; Portland, Maine Wal Mart, The Maids, Jerry's, retirement facilities Why do I Haiku?
I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all
I smell most like... sweat, cleaning supplies, and dankness

Once I met Todd Bauwws
Orgasm for my two eyes
Only in my dreams

Would Hamlet go H.A.M.
If he hath a test Monday?
"Resolved, that shit cray."

Orange Keystolope;
As you frolic in the woods
I pull my shotgun

It's Friday, Friday;
Gotta get down on Friday.
See you at the slab.

Why do I haiku?
Why doth the cold wind howel?
For extra credit.

University
Application deadline soon
...I need some Popeyes

O, Kenneth Branagh
Speak to him, Horatio!
Man, Myth, or Legend?