Matthew Walsh Why do I Haiku?
to profess my love for the McRib
I smell most like... a Highway Man
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IheartMcRibs2 months ago / #946

Woke by unsettled stomach
I had become a McRib.
A McMorphosis.

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IheartMcRibs7 months ago / #914

Ferg I can't study
My Hamlet book is ruined
too much McRib sauce

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IheartMcRibs7 months ago / #881

Need I break the bank,
For the McRibbly goodness?
No, but I break wind.

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IheartMcRibs7 months ago / #860

Your mom likes McRibs;
Or is it your grandmother?
I need a napkin.

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IheartMcRibs7 months ago / #859

Hidden in large bun
Lost in a great sea of sauce
I found a pickle

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IheartMcRibs7 months ago / #857

Mysterious Meat
More than spare and less than rib
comes from kangaroo?