Carolyn Fenner Why do I Haiku?
How do you do? I smell most like... every dog does, through my tongue.
How do you do? I smell most like... every dog does, through my tongue.
Velociraptor.
Wacking it to dino porn.
My mothersaurus.
Anticipation.
My boss just left the office.
Now I can go poo.
You apparently
Actually read all these.
Loyd's warmest welcome.
You want me happy?
Yet no reciprocation?
Try cunnilingus.
Alarm set for 9.
Rise and grind. Neighborhood run.
I can't tie my shoes.
It's like a yardsale
Love looks great from the outside
All shit you don't want.
Some dingleberries
Don't fall far from the toot-tree.
Use baby wet-wipes.
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