Carolyn Fenner Why do I Haiku?
How do you do?
I smell most like... every dog does, through my tongue.
Fenface
Fenface8 months ago / #825

Velociraptor.
Wacking it to dino porn.
My mothersaurus.

Fenface
Fenface8 months ago / #824

Anticipation.
My boss just left the office.
Now I can go poo.

Fenface
Fenface8 months ago / #823

You apparently
Actually read all these.
Loyd's warmest welcome.

Fenface
Fenface11 months ago / #820

You want me happy?
Yet no reciprocation?
Try cunnilingus.

Fenface
Fenface11 months ago / #819

Alarm set for 9.
Rise and grind. Neighborhood run.
I can't tie my shoes.

Fenface
Fenface11 months ago / #818

It's like a yardsale
Love looks great from the outside
All shit you don't want.

Fenface
Fenface11 months ago / #817

Some dingleberries
Don't fall far from the toot-tree.
Use baby wet-wipes.

Fenface
Fenface11 months ago / #816

Labia lusting,
Part the beef curtain thrusting.
Oops the condom broke.