Angel Federline age - 38 female Why do I Haiku?
Leave me alone. I smell most like... toast.
Leave me alone. I smell most like... toast.
I'm hungry for you.
But you can't hear me talking.
Bleach will stain your clothes.
He said he loved me.
But I knew he was lying.
Sand will clog engines.
Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.
Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.
Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.
He's bald and smells bad.
He's drunk and thinks he's so hot.
Y'know I'm not blind.
He keeps calling me.
Doesn't he know we are wrong.
He makes my skin crawl.
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