Angel Federline age - 38 female Why do I Haiku?
Leave me alone.
I smell most like... toast.
Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes7 months ago / #877

I'm hungry for you.
But you can't hear me talking.
Bleach will stain your clothes.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes7 months ago / #845

He said he loved me.
But I knew he was lying.
Sand will clog engines.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes8 months ago / #836

Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes8 months ago / #834

Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes8 months ago / #835

Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes2 years ago / #747

Happiness is just
a myth started by people
of faith. I am sure.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes2 years ago / #744

He's bald and smells bad.
He's drunk and thinks he's so hot.
Y'know I'm not blind.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes2 years ago / #708

I love Apolo.
Oh Ono, do you love me?
Cute little soul patch.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes2 years ago / #689

He keeps calling me.
Doesn't he know we are wrong.
He makes my skin crawl.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes2 years ago / #681

I strip and men watch.
To watch they must pay me cash.
The cash buys freedom.