A haiku is an un-rhyming verse form, conveying a complete image or feeling in three metrical phrases of 5, 7 and 5.

To put it more simply: 3 lines, 17 syllables, divided 5, 7, 5.

• 1Tiny bar of soap.
  Grande latte enema.
  His balls are ice cold!
• 2"This is cancer, right?"
  If I did have a tumor,
  I'd name it Marla.
• 3Was it a sweater?
  Or was it an animal?
  I am so confused.