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Stu's Drug Dealer
Stu's Drug Dealer6 years ago / #926

Alas, O Hamlet
Thou art today finish├ęd
So, what do we now?

Stu's Drug Dealer
Stu's Drug Dealer6 years ago / #921

We hate middlemen.
Disintermediation-
straight to consumers.

Stu's Drug Dealer
Stu's Drug Dealer6 years ago / #919

Tomorrow it is
Now, let us study away
Procrastination

HAMlet
HAMlet6 years ago / #913

O T-Ferguson
hast we an english test?
sent from my iPad

Todd Bawws
Todd Bawws6 years ago / #912

T'was the night 'fore test
Has anybody studied?
Cougs party, not read

boro boiiii
boro boiiii6 years ago / #910

Orange Keystolope;
As you frolic in the woods
I pull my shotgun

Fenface
Fenface6 years ago / #824

Anticipation.
My boss just left the office.
Now I can go poo.

The Louie Awards,
Winner of Best Thank You card,
It's Bald Guy Greetings!!!

writing a haiku
equals procrastinating
who needs to do work?

mattmchugh.com
mattmchugh.com8 years ago / #778

21 years with
same employer, so now can
I drink on the job?