sex
I am Todd Bawws
Hair flows like Wisconsin wheat
You are not worthy
Would Hamlet go H.A.M.
If he hath a test Monday?
"Resolved, that shit cray."
I thank you Big Grace
For the banana bread, yum
-Brooklyn Boy, Pauly
Ode to keystolope
How you evaded my grasp
Until now sweet stone
It's Friday, Friday;
Gotta get down on Friday.
See you at the slab.
Velociraptor.
Wacking it to dino porn.
My mothersaurus.
You want me happy?
Yet no reciprocation?
Try cunnilingus.
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