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JimmyJam
JimmyJam6 years ago / #911

It hurts. It hurts. Wow.
The dentist lied to me. Jerk.
I sip through a straw

boro boiiii
boro boiiii6 years ago / #910

Orange Keystolope;
As you frolic in the woods
I pull my shotgun

SDG
SDG6 years ago / #906

Death took her away
Mother of Schauna and Daun
Two years gone today

Just Say Madison
Just Say Madison6 years ago / #905

My haikus are sweet.
Like Skittles and Baby Ruth.
Oh, to be like me.

Just Say Madison
Just Say Madison6 years ago / #904

Hello, I'm a winner.
Nice to meet you, just kidding.
I don't care too much.

Ozar
Ozar6 years ago / #903

So Footballs your gameĀ 
In the real world tis not gameĀ 
I'm smarter than you

Just Say Madison
Just Say Madison6 years ago / #901

If you want to win.
Transfer to Madison High.
Is losing that bad?

Just Say Madison
Just Say Madison6 years ago / #900

Football is my game.
But it is not yours, too bad.
Try knitting sweaters.

Just Say Madison
Just Say Madison6 years ago / #899

Fifty to Eight, ouch.
The pain you feel is real.
Which is why it hurts.

Stu's Drug Dealer
Stu's Drug Dealer6 years ago / #897

Today there's no Ferg
because we don't have English
It is a sad day.

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