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Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes6 years ago / #835

Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.

Angel Eyes
Angel Eyes6 years ago / #834

Left him by the road.
He's gone, but his smell lingers.
I love you Clorox.

What would happen if
hippos flew from my butt crack?
Would I feel relief?

The shower is hot.
The towel is soft and comfy.
Buicks are crap cars.

JimmyJam
JimmyJam6 years ago / #831

Brush my hair in front
of the mirror and my wife
says "You still look bald."

The doctor said "cough",
as he held my sack snugly
in his hand. Oh my.

trixareforkids
trixareforkids6 years ago / #829

silent river streams
flowing gently through our mouths
dysentary hurts

Down Low
Down Low6 years ago / #827

I drank all night long.
My head hurts, now I am sick.
Damn you Jack Daniels.

Here my kitty cat.
Please don't poop in my fireplace.
Burnt doody smells bad.

Fenface
Fenface6 years ago / #824

Anticipation.
My boss just left the office.
Now I can go poo.

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